When the beaches on Texas' Padre Island fill with seaweed, they look like salads, and smell like fisheries.
But we have to go for a walk. So we leash up the dogs and head out, only to discover Her.
She's a massive seductress with beautiful brown hair. A mermaid waiting for her wave to return to the sea. She's about 7-feet long and suns hersef with one arm cocked behind her, one knee resting over the other. She's sensual. She's a tease.
Someone saw the noxious seaweed littering the sand and turned it into beauty.
Someone made lemonade.